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The troublesome twosome respond to photocall at LHR – 6 views
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Oh dear - 250 quid to go tomorrow? Like Hell! – 5 views
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We chose to stuff faces (shown above) and go in 3hrs – 6 views
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Some spare minutes spent looking at some clowns – 6 views
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Tramps in HK are so old they've turn to stone – 5 views
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Even the obligatory mongrel is mortified – 6 views
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"F2.8 with 1/30th shutter should do the trick" – 5 views
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Stall 033,834 selling "Things and Stuff" – 5 views
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Nobody expects the Spanish inquistion, least of all us – 5 views
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A set of jugs bigger than me.... Nice – 4 views
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Locals sample the delights of fresh cuisine – 6 views
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It looks and smells so good, I must try it – 5 views
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Mmmmmmmy that is a taaastey, errr, thing! – 6 views
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Gone midnight and the streets are still thronged with folk – 5 views
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Bamboo? For Scaffolding? Can't be safe, can it? – 5 views
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Oh yes, dangerous I see. Don't even think about it – 4 views
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Not entirely sure if they were for feeding or eating? – 4 views
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Note to self - check out on the way home – 5 views
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Casing the area - may be suitable Johnson premises here? – 5 views
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Where's wally? No clues – 4 views
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18 lanes of trams made it difficult to cross – 5 views
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Tortoise pie - a personal favourite. Salt to taste – 6 views
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Rubik's twin towers maybe? – 5 views
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Underneath da Bonsai tree mi honey.. – 6 views
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Waiting patiently for The Peak tram to appear – 6 views
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Matey boy from the Matrix also happened to be there – 5 views
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This superb dwelling WILL BE MINE (right Kami?) – 4 views
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ISO9000 standard view of Hong Kong Harbour – 4 views
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../continued to this frame – 5 views
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Zig-zaggy staircase to The Peak Restaurant – 4 views
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Kind of an 1850s roller-coaster, but saves ya legs – 6 views
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Lord Horatio Selley - Seeing no ships – 4 views
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Some buildings and that – 5 views
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Youves just back from filming another Bond film I reckon – 3 views
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I think no comment is required here? – 5 views
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Tis getting darker - lights begin to twinkle – 5 views
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Contemplating the "essence of things" again – 4 views
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A few more lights come on - time for Eastenders... – 4 views
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Suddenly the island is a Christmas tree (with no branches) – 5 views
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Chief Selley poses for us against the night – 4 views
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What happens if you've got two left pins? – 4 views
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What's wrong with this picture? Crazy chaps! – 4 views
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My stream of one-liners had Paul in hysterics – 4 views
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A land downunder under – 5 views
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More of the land downunder under – 4 views
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Shortly after arrival in Brisbane Int'l Airport... – 4 views
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... a possum came to greet us, and showed us around... – 4 views
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...leaving us here, beneath central backpackers... – 5 views
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...Paulo dabbles with fire in this waterfeature... – 5 views
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...and we stayed the night in this delightful retreat – 5 views
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A reminder of the previous night's frolicking – 4 views
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The sultry Ibis wander and walk like Egyptions – 5 views
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This is my favourite tree ever ever ever - The Banyan Fig – 4 views
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Lost somewhere in Christina Aquilera National Park – 4 views
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The little rickshaw we hired shown here actual size – 4 views
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Pushing up a few zzzs, can't be time to get up yet? – 4 views
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Take Baz Luhrman's advice and "wear sunscreen" – 5 views
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The spikey thing was welded in - no fun for Johnson – 4 views
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Marlene Dietrich aboard, and we're off to Fraser Island – 5 views
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Didn't we have a lovely day the day we went to Bangor – 5 views
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A beautiful day, we had lunch on the way... – 5 views
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Faster than a speeding bullet, we travelled – 3 views
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Suzy, the mascot bus and [cheer] leader Dave – 5 views
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A quick dip at one of the 105 freshwater lakes – 5 views
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Off through the woodlands avoiding snakes... – 4 views
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...for a spot to eat at the old railway station – 5 views
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A funnelweb spider's funnel - catch me if you can – 5 views
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Oh it wiiiiiiill be MINE – 3 views
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Lake MacKenzie - home to turtles and Johnson only – 5 views
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Clear water and pearly white sands - Paradise? – 5 views
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Ok, who's the clown obscuring paradise? – 5 views
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That's better – 3 views
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A Thunder Ant - A nip from him = 3x bee stings – 4 views
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The holiday cabin that protected us from dingos – 5 views
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and also from Cockatoos too – 5 views
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Breakfast extraordinarily early was a challenge – 7 views
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Driving on the beach at Weston-super-Mare – 5 views
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Dingo boy - there's a poem about him – 4 views
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Flying ace and war hero Johnson & flying machine – 5 views
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Motley crew of cut-throat pirates take to the air – 3 views
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A large sandy place, like – 5 views
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75 mile beach, that's only 59 miles long – 5 views
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I need more dials and things for my car - get – 4 views
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Rope broke towing for scrap - leave it here? ok – 5 views
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Butterflyesque lake - no diving please – 5 views
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Shadow of the plane - again no diving – 5 views
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Rusting remains - ideal for my communal gardens – 5 views
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Some pikey and some coloured sands – 5 views
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Just like Black Gang Chine on the IOW – 5 views
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Glass or two of bubbly in the Champagne pools? – 5 views
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The sea is crawling (maybe swimming?) with SHARKS – 5 views
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But here it is safe because of shark wrestler Paul – 5 views
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A spot of lunch at too much highness for me – 4 views
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Arghhh it's a long way down and slippy too – 5 views
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The folk on standing on the edge is crazy folk – 6 views
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Like monkeys on the Rock of Gibraltar – 5 views
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Stow-away bogus couple blagged their way on the bus – 4 views
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Sign to indicate rare Aussie birds live here – 4 views
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Johno's foot in the burning torture sand – 4 views
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Elie Creek - Enter in the crystal bush waters... – 5 views
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...and exit in Center Parcs at landtrain stop 18 – 5 views
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Ancient scrawls on the scribbly gum tree – 5 views
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More lonely desolate sandscape – 5 views
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Many trees are vandalously scribbled thus – 4 views
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Baybee Dingo – 4 views
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Sunset through the trees over the harbour – 5 views
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More sunset means time for bed or beer – 4 views
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Unfortunately going to bed meant chasing away mice – 5 views
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Lake Wabby - a sight for sore beer eyes – 5 views
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Just need some poly bags for dune surfing – 5 views
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New tour guide Kate put through paces by Dan – 7 views
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Training programme included a swimming lesson – 6 views
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Even the little catfish turned up to say hello – 7 views
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Look like something that might eat ya, eh? – 6 views
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This man has been sent to Coventry – 6 views
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These people have been walking for 400 days... – 6 views
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...through harsh terrain with no water – 6 views
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Blackened forests suggesting much evil has happened here – 5 views
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Trees with human skin... – 5 views
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...and human legs! – 6 views
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'cos you're a Dingo? – 5 views
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Lunch on the last day - Aussie food is v good – 7 views
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Golden Orb spider spins a web of actual GOLD – 5 views
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The real Fraser Island - 3000km of sand tracks – 5 views
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Me and my stick - no messin' – 5 views
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The water is very deep – 6 views
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Last glance at the tranquil waters – 6 views
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[Cheer] leader Dave Laycock poses one last time – 6 views
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Paulo and his things waiting for the ferry – 5 views
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Paulo's new job invloves being a barnacle occassionally – 6 views
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Latest arrival at Steve's Australia Zoo - Paulo S – 7 views
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Obviously not all Australians have cars yet – 7 views
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Some sort of thing – 6 views
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Another sort of thing – 5 views
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Gareth Hughes – 6 views
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Mike Kookaburra – 6 views
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Cassawarrie – 6 views
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Mike Kookaburra – 6 views
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What exactly is it you want? – 6 views
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I'm going to eat and ignore you – 6 views
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Mr Hughes gets his WAKE-UP call – 4 views
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An amazing creature (and a snake) – 6 views
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Crocs must only use the Gents – 7 views
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All the crocs are swimming in the water – 6 views
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A feather-boa-without-the-feathers meeting – 5 views
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What's that skippy? – 5 views
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You want Johno to feed you? – 5 views
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Well look at me then – 5 views
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So, I giv' 'im a bit of a slap an' 'e be'aved – 6 views
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Push-roo Pull-roo - distant cousin of a Push-me Pull-you – 6 views
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All the girls took to Paulo – 5 views
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Took his boxing gloves off for this pose, he did – 6 views
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"Hey buster, what'you lookin' at?" – 7 views
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Boing! – 7 views
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Don't take sweets from strangers, remember? – 5 views
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Six legged Roo – 6 views
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Henry Jones's Dad - Papa Jones – 6 views
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A bird in the hand is worth..... – 5 views
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Snakes a-plenty - I think this one's as poisonous as they get – 6 views
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../ and now in glorious technicolor – 6 views
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A wombat - little ears and chubby cheeks (and stumpy legs) – 5 views
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Some kind of a snake – 6 views
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The Whistling Gypsy Dixie King Jazz snake – 6 views
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Somebody's momma a-swimming in the water – 5 views
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The only six-legged, two headed, twin hump camel – 5 views
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A mighty fine ass – 6 views
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"Are you looking at my wife's ass?" – 6 views
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Swirl snarl knash – 5 views
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Chomp chomp grin eat eat – 6 views
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Water for South Africans only – 6 views
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You can see right up his nose – 6 views
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Wild horse mountains, a little north of Brisbane – 7 views
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Ticket to England vs Wales quarter final – 5 views
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A colour television? In Australia? – 6 views
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Some nee-naws supporting some foreign crowd – 6 views
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The place is swarming with pommies – 6 views
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The Welsh fans present in force too – 5 views
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The safety girls look rather good – 5 views
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Some medieval ghosts walking to the jousting – 5 views
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Eager expectant fans – 5 views
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Beauty School training - Lipstick – 6 views
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[try]... harder? – 5 views
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[try]... and behave? – 6 views
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1 Angstrom unit from the action – 5 views
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Warming up – 6 views
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La la la - tug of war teams – 6 views
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Let's get 'im boys – 6 views
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The chaps having a little think – 7 views
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Another colour TV, cool huh? – 6 views
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Brisbane by night from the hotel – 6 views
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More of Brisbane by night – 5 views
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Paulo gave direction only by moving his feet – 5 views
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Ancient tunnnel (1997!?) full of spiders and things – 5 views
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Hey Mr Tamborine Mtn, play a song for me – 6 views
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The roads are made of sweets in this place - I like that – 6 views
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The Mince-Mobile poised for speedy getaway – 6 views
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Some COW – 6 views
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The erie strangler figs line the route... – 5 views
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...of foggy lanes, and misty tracks... – 7 views
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...to Middle Earth and the Dead Marshes – 5 views
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I got very good at pulling the birds – 5 views
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Wrong sort of bird I fear – 5 views
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Nevermind a walk in the woods cheered me up – 6 views
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This would be a Booyong then... – 6 views
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...and this a swinging deathtrap... – 6 views
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...high in the forest canopy – 6 views
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Mr Stephen Arthur Brush Turkey – 6 views
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I'm sorry, I cannot help you on this – 5 views
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A nice car certainly attracts birds (enough bad jokes) – 6 views
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I'm hoping to get a role in Mary Poppins II – 5 views
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Dr Doolittle talks to the animals – 8 views
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Bower bird - builds a structure to impress the ladies! – 6 views
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Mary Poppins II auditions continue – 5 views
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Not you my friend - clear orf – 5 views
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The surrounding area – 6 views
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150 sovs for 1041 acres - bargain – 5 views
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Mmmmmmmm Pies – 6 views
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Surfer's Paradise was not Johnson's paradise... – 5 views
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...though at night it was shiney... – 5 views
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...and in the day it was plain – 5 views
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They sort-of taught us this in yoga and it hurt – 5 views
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Dressed for the occassion, err, yeah – 6 views
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Surfer's was very close to Mars and a daytrip came free – 6 views
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Heh heh heh roads and bridges... – 6 views
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...and big trucks of death and gloom – 6 views
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Not long now and we'll be off to Sydney... – 6 views
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...as detailed in this picture – 6 views
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Leaving Bonny Brizzy for lands far away – 5 views
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The Isle of Dogs - cue Eastenders theme – 5 views
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A view of my brain through left ear – 5 views
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No Furbees please - they can control the pilot – 5 views
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The (THE) Khao San Road in Bangkok – 6 views
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Paulo remininsces about days gone by – 5 views
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Smug pig farmer boy doesn't look at all out of place – 6 views
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Two-stroke tuk-tuk heaven - ride of(/for) your life – 6 views
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Pauly with a golden Wat hat – 5 views
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Johno with more golden things – 5 views
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Wat's that? Ha ha ha – 5 views
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"Not coming in with shoes on, mate" – 6 views
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So it's not actual gold, it's paint – 5 views
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Wat Wat Wat – 5 views
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Paul's expression when he discovered we liked the same girl – 6 views
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This was the girl! – 5 views
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Self and all my gold – 5 views
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Distant relative of Christopher, really – 6 views
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Never taunt a monster with your naked bosom... – 7 views
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...or he will get bigger and eat everything – 6 views
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Quick dry crown one-coat with free fan – 5 views
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"If only I was a tree" – 5 views
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I just needed a pith helmet to feel at home – 5 views
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Be cheaper all round to get it thatched, mate – 6 views
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Colourful and strangely fragrant markets – 5 views
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A quick deal and 10 pence secures a tour of the world... – 6 views
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...on a boat with a propeller on a stick out the back... – 5 views
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...I'm not convinced about the fuel efficiency here – 6 views
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Houses on sticks with external wardrobes – 7 views
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This is where I'll be living in the week... – 5 views
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...and my secluded weekend hide will be here – 5 views
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Could almost be a flooded road – 5 views
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More wardrobes on show – 5 views
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Heh heh heh engine get get get – 6 views
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Could this be Wilson's momma? – 6 views
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It's perfectly safe to swim... – 7 views
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...and clean enough to wash in too! – 6 views
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Off to nick some more hi-fi equipment – 6 views
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Lovely day for a snooze – 6 views
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A little too close for comfort I feel – 6 views
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If there's a next life, he'll be the snake – 6 views
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Poor monkeys – 6 views
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I'd be worried about more than that! – 6 views
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Mr Urquhart - My brother from another mother – 5 views
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Soft shell turtle clearly has no pockets – 5 views
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The conditions here were just awful – 5 views
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Poor creature – 5 views
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Morally very wrong – 4 views
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"I'm in charge here" – 6 views
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All good things for a few Baht – 7 views
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A goddess in a tuk-tuk, a goddess in a car... – 6 views
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A goddess writing faster than he's ever done before – 5 views
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"I'm in charge here" (still) – 6 views
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Words of wisdom and support from our drinking buddies – 6 views
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THE road at night – 6 views
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Busily thronged with boys, girls, and in-betweens – 6 views
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A questionable case I think – 5 views
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Hanging with the local lads we felt at home – 6 views
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They are all genuine designer articles – 5 views
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Good coffee – 5 views
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Pedlars rule these darkened streets – 6 views
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Nip in to Baht-stretcher for a deal – 8 views
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Crunchy I expect - didn't fancy it miself, like – 8 views
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Just to prove we were there – 6 views
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Barnacle Boy - The Return – 6 views
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Cold light of day steals some of the magic – 6 views
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I did this - I'm proud of my work – 5 views
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I'm not getting on THAT! – 6 views
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Eastenders theme springs to mind again leaving BKK – 5 views
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Bleak but warm rain over Koh Pha Ngan – 5 views
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Arrival on Koh Samui - I love this tropical rain – 6 views
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Paul likes it now he's seen we can swim in the storm waves – 6 views
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Thunderbolts and lightning - us clowns go for a dip – 6 views
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Self - not weeing in the sea, thankyou – 5 views
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Our snail chum off for funny smoke after rolling off another snail – 6 views
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I bought the church at Auvers - nice – 7 views
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I was in charge of wiring this place up too – 5 views
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When I get my shop the sign will be similar – 5 views
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Odd Day? It certainly was... – 5 views
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Paulo's familiar saunter past massage parlours – 6 views
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Do not do this whilst I'm around, heh heh – 6 views
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Rain - The streets become streams - Don't cross the streams – 6 views
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It still works and we went "on safari" in it, cool huh? – 6 views
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Our beautiful tour guide showing us "Grandmother rock"... – 7 views
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...and "Grandfather rock", hmmmmm!? – 7 views
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Check out that monkey – 6 views
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Check out those two monkeys – 6 views
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Monkey and some sort of ape descendant – 5 views
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Strange horses with long noses – 6 views
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Our guide spent all his Baht on highlights – 6 views
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Looks familiar? Could it be someone's mum? – 5 views
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A g'nother gnu, gnashing it's teeth – 6 views
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Feeding time at the company canteen – 6 views
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The race was on, and the posh girls won, drat – 6 views
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"I'm in charge here" (again) – 5 views
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Alright, Paulo, you can have a little go – 7 views
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I'm thinking of something similar for the lounge – 11 views
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Julian queues up to give blood – 6 views
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Paul's noticed that there are no girls here... – 5 views
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...Julian's not bothered... – 6 views
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...[click of Paul's fingers] Ah, that's better, beautiful GIRLS! – 9 views
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Elephant mounting stage - no questions please – 6 views
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Thinking outside the box - driving outside the car – 6 views
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The most exciting place to be is on the roof – 6 views
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Paulo, don't take sticks from birds bigger than you – 6 views
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Three-man one-man band – 6 views
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"I am the music man and I come from down your way" – 6 views
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"Stop, go back" naked bosoms a-plenty – 6 views
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Okay, so I got lucky... two girls and one Johno – 6 views
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Secret miniature houses, no-where to park :o( – 5 views
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Koh Pha Ngan or North Borneo? – 6 views
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Falling off wasn't as scary as all the spider webs we hit – 5 views
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Who are these clowns? Must be evading taxes – 6 views
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There's a storm coming - well maybe not – 6 views
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Paulo's expensive ladies lose interest in him – 8 views
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[skater boy tune] He was lady boy, she said see ya later, boy – 5 views
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I was going to do balloon art like they do in Shrek – 5 views
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However, it looked too nice to turn in to a dog – 7 views
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"I'll give ya a quid for it?" "Fifteee Rand?" – 6 views
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Superb views and a real feeling of remoteness – 6 views
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Feeding time at the zoo - one of the nicest meals we had – 6 views
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Time for more adventure, come on chaps – 5 views
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Big head, looks like something from the Jurassic era? – 7 views
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Is that a spider on my arm, or... – 6 views
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...Paulo's new love? – 6 views
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It's like "surfin' USA" but off-road – 5 views
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Everybody knows the "Big Buddha" in these parts – 5 views
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I was hoping to help "carry out" the shrine with them – 6 views
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Ding-Dong Bell, run around and make a wish – 5 views
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Write on a brick - these will be used to carry out the shrine – 6 views
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Farewell beautiful tour guide - see ya around I guess – 6 views
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It's a bit rickety - reminds me of bridges in Suriname – 5 views
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Wrong to say, but it feels like James Bond will appear! – 5 views
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This was the high point - Paul being a bean – 5 views
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Tranquil chalets only shook from dusk 'til dawn – 5 views
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Self trying to work out how to put the lime in the coconut – 5 views
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Cos you're a Dingo? Nope, a stray dawg – 6 views
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Streets of Haadrin, paved with stuff and things – 6 views
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As long as I gaze on Koh Pha Ngan sunset, I am in paradise – 7 views
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Sea view, palm trees, sunset - nice(!) – 5 views
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You are here (somewhere) – 6 views
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I wonder how easy they are to nick? – 5 views
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'ere, we could go for a joy ride, hee hee – 6 views
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And for my next trick... – 5 views
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...smash cut - still life? – 6 views
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The Old Lamp - A delightful restaurant – 5 views
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The dreaded 'peds - after falling off - nightmare – 5 views
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A secluded paradise - ideal for cooling off after facing near death – 5 views
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Possibly everything you will ever need in life – 6 views
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The other end of the island is a bit calmer – 5 views
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Paulo being "calm" – 6 views
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Auditioning for role in Terminator 4 – 6 views
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Beach art - Is this the Grim Reaper? – 5 views
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Photo of self - speeding to Wandsworth Common – 6 views
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Travelling at the speed of sound (at sea level 340.29m/s) – 6 views
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Red sky at night - Johno's delight – 5 views
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A duck is clearly visible in this picture – 6 views
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I think a spirograph was used to edit this – 5 views
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The Wicked Boat Trip took us to the far end of time – 6 views
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Who's that handsome devil? – 6 views
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Scenic yes, deep no - No diving - No petting – 7 views
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I keep expecting Ursula Andress to emerge with a shell (Dr No) – 5 views
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A man of few words - our high speed pilot – 5 views
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Anyone for a quick puff? Marooned on an island – 6 views
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Tee hee - mighty fine bottoms – 9 views
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Full speed ahead captain - land ahoy – 5 views
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05.30 am in the morning - Michelle watches sunrise – 5 views
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The "drop-in bar" showing flags of banned nationalities – 7 views
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Inspiration for Belinda Carlisle – 6 views
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Sideshow Bob and Michelle - you lookin' at me? – 6 views
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Monks come to pray and prey on bucket drinkers – 5 views
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My present to Paul for being a good companion – 6 views
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England nearly having won the Rugby final – 5 views
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